viernes, 23 de julio de 2010

Mi abuela y MAFO

Miguel Ángel Fernández Ordóñez en CNN+ hablando de un test de estrés (pobres) realizado a los bancos españoles y europeos. Mi abuela impasible en su butaca. Yo en otra trabajando en el portátil. Las palabras capital, tensionado, costes, reestructuración, morosidad, riesgo, beneficios, me están ciertamente agrediendo y, como estoy centrado en otra cosa y no muy pendiente del discurso del gobernador del Banco de España, decido cambiar de canal (por lo general a mi abuela le da igual lo que esté puesto en la caja tonta, con la excepción de Televaldepeñas-que aquí no hay- o del Dr. Torreiglesias- de vacaciones). Nada más pulsar el botón del mando me dice ¡¿Qué haces?!. Quedo atónito y mientras vuelvo al nº 8 contesto cambiar... es que están hablando de bancos. Ya -contesta- de dineros, que están todos arruinados. Ese señor es tartamudo, ¿no?- pregunta justo después de un pequeño momento de duda del gobernador. Sí, bueno... - le digo. Ahora estoy más atento a su actitud y está completamente absorta por la charleta de MAFO. Luego le diré que me haga un resumen.

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